
Alex Kayhart
Comedian
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Me: "I'm Depressed."
Friend: "It's ok. Everyone gets depressed."
Me: "Great, now I'm not even unique."

The French call an orgasm
la petite mort, which translates to
"the little death,"
what do they call abortions?
Exes Kiss For The First Time Since Their Breakup
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